Not that any of us do believe the politicians, but if you hear them criticising the Welsh health system - it's ALL lies!
Certainly where we are, we have had the best service ever!
AND we get free entertainment in the waiting room!!
As I walked into the waiting room for a recent appointment, a lady of the 'blue-rinse' variety, whom I guessed to be around 70 years old was talking to the receptionists - and anyone else who cared to listen, about her recent holiday experiences.
She started with the all-over-tan she had gained.
She then went on to explain that there was another lady at her holiday destination who must have been in her mid to late 80s who was topless.
So, our storyteller decided that if an 80+ woman could do it, then why shouldn't she too? So she decided to go for a topless swim. But as she was swimming, she became aware of something strange swimming alongside her, so she put her hand to her sides to explore what was there . . .
. . . only to find it was her breasts!!
At this point, her audience burst into uncontrollable laughter.
She did not stop there. She had apparently met a Russian who told her that they knew an English song which is "Very important in England".
The song? . . . 'Bobby's Girl' !!!!
At which point the lady, the receptionists and the waiting public all burst into a rendition of 'Bobby's Girl'!!
Lady, if you are reading this, I hope you don't mind me stealing your story. I am very envious of you and I only hope that when I grow up, I will have as much confidence as you - not so much to allow me to go topless at your age, but to be able to 'tell 'em like you do'!
Next blog - Health & Safety truly gone mad
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