DON't BELIEVE THE POLITICIANS - Oct 2014

Not that any of us do believe the politicians, but if you hear them criticising the Welsh health system - it's ALL lies!

Certainly where we are, we have had the best service ever!

AND we get free entertainment in the waiting room!!

As I walked into the waiting room for a recent appointment, a lady of the 'blue-rinse' variety, whom I guessed to be around 70 years old was talking to the receptionists - and anyone else who cared to listen, about her recent holiday experiences.

She started with the all-over-tan she had gained.

She then went on to explain that there was another lady at her holiday destination who must have been in her mid to late 80s who was topless. 

So, our storyteller decided that if an 80+ woman could do it, then why shouldn't she too? So she decided to go for a topless swim. But as she was swimming, she became aware of something strange swimming alongside her, so she put her hand to her sides to explore what was there . . .

. . . only to find it was her breasts!!

At this point, her audience burst into uncontrollable laughter.

She did not stop there. She had apparently met a Russian who told her that they knew an English song which is "Very important in England". 

The song?  . . . 'Bobby's Girl' !!!!

At which point the lady, the receptionists and the waiting public all burst into a rendition of 'Bobby's Girl'!!



Lady, if you are reading this, I hope you don't mind me stealing your story. I am very envious of you and I only hope that when I grow up, I will have as much confidence as you - not so much to allow me to go topless at your age, but to be able to 'tell 'em like you do'!




Next blog - Health & Safety truly gone mad

A BIT OF BAD TIMING - Sept 2014

A couple of weeks ago we took a well earned break, taking the train from Bangor all the way to Venice. We flew back refreshed, a few days later.

Here's a photo of one of the many bridges, taken just before we left Venice ...

As with many of the Venetian bridges, it was always packed with tourists. 

Two days later, having arrived back home, a very important event took place there - George Clooney's wedding. Here he is with his bride-to-be Amal Alamuddin at that very same bridge (NOT my photo!!)

Note the empty bridge! He clearly has the power to clear Venice of tourists!!

Now was our visit bad timing on our/his behalf? Or maybe it was good timing???


The best part of the holiday was being on the train when an Asian lady told me I had a lovely tan. She thought I had been somewhere exotic. To the amusement of fellow passengers, I was able to tell her that it was a home-grown tan from North Wales!!



Next blog - Don't believe the politicians

A BIT MORE OF THIS AND THAT! - Aug 2014

We have been very busy recently, hence the lack of posts.

Unfortunately, despite being busy, there has been a distinct lack of 'happenings' worth blogging about.

So here's just a bit of something to keep you interested . . . or not!

The landscape around here is spectacular and varied. It ranges from mountainous volcanic outcrops to flat pastures. 

Dotted around are some interesting shaped hills which act as prominent landmarks ...

This one, we fondly named 'Boob Mountain'

We recently discovered that the locals call it 'Titty Mountain'!


Then there's this one, viewable from our cottage, which we have named 'Nipple Hill'

And guess what? Apparently the locals also call it 'Nipple Hill'!!

We also have a good view of these two from the cottage. Yet as strange as it may seem, we haven't mustered up a suitable pseudonym for them. Neither as far as we gather, have the locals!

Maybe I should start a 'Name the hills' competition!!



All for now. I'll try to summon up a story soon!






Next blog - A bit of bad timing.

A BIT OF THIS & A BIT OF THAT - July 2014

Well, last month we discovered the squirrels were framing the gnome. This month we discovered the squirrels themselves were being framed. By whom? 

By this little chappie . . .

who I found running along the drive, being stalked by the cat.

Feeling sorry for Moley, I decided to catch him and release him safely out of cat eye-sight in the field, where he quickly disappeared . . .

The next day I found more plants newly uprooted. Being very close to buying a squirrel trap, I investigated further only to find that not only had they been uprooted, but they were sitting on top of freshly dug mounds of soil!!!

That's the last time I feel sorry for a mole!

Anyhow, my plants are beginning to win the battle against goats, sheep, squirrels, moles, slugs and snails and are definitely thriving . . .

Or so I thought . . .  There is another obstacle - far more threatening, over which I have even less control - the weather. Not the rain, not the wind, nor the snow. The heat! Now I'm not complaining, but with weeks of VERY hot weather and only about 4 days of rain over the past two months, my plants are wilting and becoming desperate for water.

As we get our water from a mountain spring, we could also potentially be close to having no water. So, should I be using up this water (which also serves two other households) on my plants?

Probably not!

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Incidentally we had a visitor this week from Plymouth who said he didn't know the sea could be so blue, which led me to think if you thought I may have photo-shopped my sea pictures - I haven't!!!



Next blog - Probably a bit more of this & that

THE SQUIRRELS AGAIN - SORRY! - July 2014

This is our shed . . .

It's a huge building, but not a lot of use. Why? 

Because ...

This is the floor ...

This is the ceiling ...

These are the windows ...

And the walls are Asbestos!

However, despite this, it is the only storage space we have for certain things. So, certain things are stored in it!

Some of these 'certain things' include bags of bird food. 

This food is 'essential' for the birds which give us hours of delight.

The following creature is not a bird, but clearly thinks it is. Here it is trying its best to dislodge the window bird feeder. It is also a thief! It gives us hours of grief!

Last month we took a week's holiday in France. Prior to our visit, I blocked off the broken windows in the shed to deter any unwanted squirrel visits, and we ('stupidly' some may say!) felt confident enough to leave an unopened box of 100 fatballs in the shed. When we returned, my fortress had fallen and a squirrel-sized hole had appeared in the side of the box!

A much depleted amount of fatballs greeted us.

They had left us with 25 of the original 100!!!

The fatballs now live in the conservatory.


They then started on the bag of peanuts. Peanut husks everywhere!

The peanuts now live in the conservatory.

There is one consolation. After the squirrels had taken the bud off a potentially beautiful poppy last month, I caged off the next budding poppy, and the results? ... 

YAY!!

Even better. . . Our cats, which towards the beginning of my blog were proving to be a huge nuisance, have found a new place to sleep ...

In the shed, on top of the birdfood!!

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By the way . . . How satisfying it is, to sit in endless sun, watching the Tour de France racing through France in relentless rain!!!



Next blog - A bit of this and a bit of that

GOING FOR A DIP - June 2014

All those of you who believe it always rains in Wales take note: During June we had only 2 days of rain!!

One of those days we were in a cloudy France, the other we were away visiting friends in a cold England!!

Last year we had some lovely weather but I couldn't take full advantage of it due to the surgery wound in my back which was taking a long time to heal. Swimming in the sea was not advised for fear of infection. Spending a period of very hot weather close to the sea, but not swimming in it seemed strange. I began to suspect that I was sadly becoming a too-old-to-swim-in-the-sea-leave-it-to-young-people sort of person. 

I am pleased to say that the recent hot spell has put me right, and temperatures of over 100°F/38°C have proved that I am still a keep-me-away-if-you-can-type-of-person.

So we have tootled down to the local beaches during the early evening, once our day's work is done. 

One is a popular beach where the waters are warm and clear, and other beach goers consist of quietly playing children with equally behaved parents.

The other is an isolated quiet bay a little further along the coast with slightly cooler water where other than a few dog walkers, we swum alone. Spending nearly an hour in the sea on each occasion proves how warm it has been.

In warm clear, blue sea with gentle waves lapping over the golden sand with not a cloud in the sky, swimming among fish, surrounded by mountains and trees it is not difficult to imagine we are on a continental beach, rather than Cardigan Bay!.


Next blog - The squirrels again - Sorry!

THE SUMMER SOLSTICE - June 2014

To celebrate the Summer Solstice we went to watch the sunset from the top of 'our' mountain - the middle of the three peaks pictured below . . .

It had been a beautiful day with clear blue skies. Sunset was at around 9.45pm so we set out walking from our house at 7.30pm. 

Our house is the one peeping out through the trees towards the 
centre/bottom of the picture, to the right of the telegraph pole.

Although I spent my childhood living in the country, I don't think I ever really appreciated it to its full. However, I have spent enough of my adult life in built up suburbia to now appreciate just how fantastic our countryside is. I feel much closer to the elements and seasons than I ever did before. I am starting to understand the weather systems which change on a daily, if not hourly basis. I am learning about the behaviour of the birds, sheep, cows and goats. I can watch the antics of a family of woodpeckers whenever I want. Every day I find new things to amaze me. Climbing the mountain is no different. The undergrowth is made up of so many different plants from tiny flowers and mosses to all sorts of shrubs. There are an abundance of  creatures living on the mountain and I feel the buzzards soaring above are guiding us on our way.

Some small unidentifiable birds were nesting in the undergrowth. 

They clearly have a better sense of direction & homing instinct than me. If I was that bird living here where one piece of heather looks the same as the next, there's no way I'd ever find my house again!

From the summit, we had clear views of Snowdon in the distance

And we celebrated the Solstice sunset with another couple who had walked up from the other side of the mountain.

We had forgotten that the sun sets in a different place in Summer than in Winter. Previous sunsets in Winter had been much more spectacular as the sun disappeared behind the land rather than over the sea.

Photo taken in Winter from the same spot

Then as the sun disappeared, it left a 360° view of the pinky-orange glow just above the horizon.

And the temperature dropped phenomenally. I was pleased we had bought plenty of spare clothing including hat & gloves. I wouldn't have been surprised to see snow!

We made a rapid descent and returned home just as it became dark.

Next blog - Going for a dip.